Blondes Are Great

Some girls are just beautiful Horney Alison is one of them, with soft skin, golden hair and eyes that eat you up. So apparently Big Brother has started. Great a summer of no telly I wouldn’t normally mind but now the cricket has gone to sky. I can just hope we have some nice weather. In other news I went down to the pub today and met a couple of really chatty girls, which was nice. The problem with my local is its opposite a church, and they always seem to be having a funeral so the place is packed with the gloomy and depressed. Still there is always hope for tomorrow.

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Strange Choice Of Attire

Now what makes you a slut? If your a guy and sleep with a to of girls you are a “Stud”, however if you are of the female persuasion and like a frequent service with many a different partner you are a “Slut”. On that basis every woman in porn is a slut, so from the people who bought you Suburban Amateurs comes Suburban Sluts. I guess once the girls have done a few shoots for the first they move to the latter. Which brings up a curious second point, Once you become a slut do you lose your dress sense? The reason I bring this up is the girl in the photo. Now we can all agree she is pretty hot but is does beggar the question, “Do you get dressed in the dark?” She has found the combination of; a little yellow top teamed up with a red suspender, stocking ensemble and finished with some black rubber panties to be the look to go with. If this is to be the case it might give us all a better understanding of the fashion industry.

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W.T.F I Actually Mean

From time to time I will use words or terminology that not everyone one will be familiar with. here is a chance to understand what I mean in a post. I will update this post when the need arises. As a reference I will use Dictionary.com

However at popularised by TV show LITTLE BRITAIN “Bitty” is also a reference to a woman’s breasts and a more lose reference to women in general e.g..

“Check out that hot Asian Bitty“

Don’t be fooled by that lack lustre entry, Chav can be used in many situation with a variety of meaning.

Mostly chav is used as the dictionary defines. However variation of the word Chav can us used in almost every situation The first thing you need to understand is chav and its variations can be used to describe something being good or bad. Confused? Think back to the late 80’s early 90’s when every thing was “Bad” i.e. “That’s Bad man“

Chaved (it)

1. “You Chaved it” for example you take a corner at high speed in you Vauxhall Nova, on to two wheel you hold it tight and off you go. This is also an example of “Chaving it”

2. “You Chaved it” for example you take a corner at high speed in you Vauxhall Nova, you spin out and hit a tree. This is also an example of “Chaving it“

3. You sit down on a bench with your bag open a group of youths turn up you turn your back for 1 second, upon turning back the group of youths are gone along with your phone. “Those little cunts chaved my phone”

Chaving (it)

1. A variation of “having it” derived from Manchester slang. You see something you like so your “Chaving it” generally mean that the item in question will not be paid for.

2. A man in a bar gets into a small disagreement when he then picks up and ashtray and strike the nearest person He would be considered to be “Chaving It”

3. You take a corner at high speed in you Vauxhall Nova, on to two wheel hold it tight and off you go. During the corner you action would be “Chaving it” You could also say before or during the corner “I’m Chaving it“

4. You take a corner at high speed in you Vauxhall Nova, you spin out and hit a tree. At the point you lose control you are “Chaving it“.

Chavage ( really having the same meaning and usage as “Savage“)

1. You are the passenger in a Vauxhall Nova taking a corner at high speed you have slightly soiled yourself from the two wheel experience, upon exiting the corner you turn to the driver and remark “That was some proper Chavage Terry“.

2. You pass a group of Chavs dismantling a bus shelter, A remark of “Chavage” would be in order.

Croydon Facelift

There are no dictionary entries for Croydon Facelift,

A “Croydon Facelift” is slang for a pony tail pulled so tightly as to give the women the appearance of having a beard and a surprised look (work it out).

( Most commonly you will see a girl dressed in exceedingly revealing clothes with a push up bra, big hoop gold earrings “Croydon Facelift” stolen mobile phone. Who more than likely would sleep with you in exchange for a cigarette, This is “Chav Bitty“. However to sleep with this type of girl is called the “STD lottery“. In the US this type of girl would be called a “Hood Rat“)

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OMG!!!!!!!!

Now I know this is a bit off topic but I had to bring this site to your attention. Now we have all heard of MILF porn and even GILF porn but here is GDILF porn. It just goes to show if you pay someone enough what they will do! The girls are not that bad looking, the blonde in the video is actually quite a cutie. I think they are Germans, although that doesn’t change much. Went to Germany once, it was ok. The fact still remain that these girls are fucking pensioners. A few of these old guys appear in quite a lot of the content which means that they are fucking hot 18, 19 year olds on a regular basis. You really have to hand it to them and the good people at Pfizer from making Old Farts & Young Tarts possible. And for the rest of us it gives us a glint of hope that we can all be porn stars at some point in our life.

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Real Amateurs?!?

Adore Amateurs is a good looking site and there are 2 real bonus points to add.

1. You get access to 10 sites for the price of 1.

2. There’s lots of Alicia Rhodes getting fucked.

The pictures are of a rather hot blonde doing a bit of face sitting before getting bent over a chair and given a right good shafting. Now its says amateurs but I wouldn’t really call these girls amateurs, however there is a lot of high quality content. Don’t forget to check out The UK Sex Site for a variety of sexual positions. Now I have to admit sex on a chair is very good, you can sit back and relax while a girl slips up and down giving you a great view in the process. Sex on the sofa is also pretty good and you can catch up on the news at the same time. While we are on the subject of chairs, I did have one of those fancy executive leather chairs at the desk, but it has knacked my back. I have now resorted to one of those £5 folding jobbies with a cup holder that I picked up at a festival a year or so ago. I have to say it’s a lot better I can now lounge while I work. Bottom line, I guess is, save your money get a cheap chair and spend the rest on top UK XXX sites.

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Hardcore UK Swinger

It’s nice to see a British Indian girl with her own site, Anjali from Anjali-Uncovered is extremely dirty and very beautiful. I have never had an Indian girl, a shame really as they are some of the most beautiful girls in the UK. A friend of mine did sleep with a Bollywood actress, (Lucky Bast-ardo) but I have never had the opportunity. There are a lot of Indian porn sites out there but the difference with this is Anjali is a genuine swinger who wants to share her fun and games with the rest of us. Good on her to be honest, she has a great body and knows how to use it. As you would expect there are tons of videos and pictures of Anjali with guys and girls. The video I have chosen is actually 4 mini compilations to get you started. The bonus is one clip has Anjali and a hot oriental babe giving some guy the time of his life. Now I really do have a thing for oriental girls, pretty much the whole of Asia does it for me. Not knocking our home-grown talent of course but Asian Bitty should always be considered.

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All That’s Good About UK XXX

Writing a XXX Blog you surf through tons of pictures and video, everyone has their favourite star. Alicia is mine she is gorgeous and dirty with a nice curvy body to boot. Her site says that she love to stick things up her ass, which is also a bonus. There is something so sweet about anal I know some guys hate it but for me it doesn’t get much better. I would say its 40% feeling and 60% “I’m being a dirty boy” But it’s just so gooood! I remember 1 experience, I had been going hammer and tongs with a girl only to pull out and have a sweet-corn kernel stuck in my japs eyes. I laugh about it now, but the lass was rather embarrassed an apologetic about it all. But the fact is if your going to stick something up someone’s ass expect it to get messy. So many people are trying to earn their brown wings so take a look at The UK Sex Site for some great anal sex positions and also a great anal sex guide. Back on topic take a look at Alicia Rhodes site and expect to see some more of her in the blog.

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2 Girls Are Better Than 1

Now everyone loves a good handjob, it’s even better if there is a girl involved, even better if two girls are involved. Which brings up a dilemma do you want one smoking hot babe, or two rough and ready sluts? When it comes to this question I have to go with the latter. Two will always be better than one, unless the two are really bad! Until you have had two girl at the same time you can’t explain it, it’s like a drug. I have been involved in most types of group sex scenario and two girls and one guy is the best! Why? well there is really only two things you can be doing

1. Getting fucked

2. Watch two girls fuck

It really is a win win situation. Anyway the site is Handjob Heaven It’s full of amateur handjob videos, a lot being filmed outdoors and in cars also some POV videos as well as some blowjob/deepthroat content. Everyone’s a winner!!

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A Firm UK Favourite

For those of you who don’t know this is Faith from In Bed With Faith. Faith has been around for a few years and has made quite a name for herself, mostly because of her real 32G breasts. Besides that she is very cute her site is full of her in all sorts of outfits pictures and videos as well as live webcam shows. Here is a particularly nice photo set of Faith busting out of a black bra. If you like big natural tits Faith is your girl.

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