Archive for July, 2007
A Little Game We Like To Call Football
July 31, 2007 7:49 am 
Everyone’s A Winner
So David Beckham has arrived in the U.S.A, I read somewhere that he will make in a week what some of his team mates will make in their whole careers.. Sounds about right! In even better news Iraq won the Asian cup which is a pretty astonishing achievement considering they are in the middle of a war. While we are on the subject most of the country is in need of aid and they appear to be in a worse state than they were under Saddam Hussein with over 75% of the population not having access to clean water. That is pretty much an own goal for democracy!!! So I thought I would get you a gallery from the site Soccer Babes. It’s a nice site, these girls go around to football grounds on match day, find a couple of fella’s and give them the game of their lives..
Don’t Panic… Summers Here
July 30, 2007 10:44 am 
Good News, Bad News
So it was a good weekend at last a bit of sun… I was even able to sit outside at a cafe for lunch so that is the good news, it looks like summer is finally here. Then the bad news.. I’m sorry to say that Mike Reid died of a heart attack. Pretty sad really, growing up watching Eastenders I always had a soft spot for the dodgy dealings of Frank Butcher. So to cheer everyone up I have found a nice 3 girl gallery from Faye & Sandie I particularly like the petite blonde, she just has that dirty look about her. In other news Brown is out In the US meeting Bush… Can’t wait for the outcome of that one lol.
It’s Been A While… Sorry
July 27, 2007 8:16 am 
Back for good
So I have been away for a couple of weeks… Managed to fry my pc but that is all sorted now!!! Anyways today we have the lovely Carla from Only Carla looking a lot like Natalie Imbruglia. So what has been pissing me off this week. Well the post office has to be at the top of the list, how can they have even more strikes? If anyone who doesn’t know what’s going on. The Royal Mail are striking because they only got a 2% pay rise…. Nurses only got a 2% pay rise they are still working and doing a job that actually matters. I still haven’t caught the postman who leave my gate open even though I have been waiting by the door each morning like some kind of sick uni-bomber. The problem is we never have the same postman, So far they have been shutting the gate so either they have read this blog (lmao) OMG you won’t fucking believe it as I am typing this the postman has just come and left the gate open… So I caught the bastard and made him come back up the path and close it… So I am now a happy bunny, let see now if I ever get mail again.. I won’t even get started on the whole flood fiasco at the moment but I will get to it.
You Will Find Me Behind The Sofa
July 9, 2007 8:19 am 
Terrorist Target
Upon seeing the news of the terrorist convictions today I started to worry, I think possibly I am a terrorist target! Reason being, I just happened to be training as a chef and living in the Langdale Valley at the same time as those lads were having their terrorist camp. I used to take my dog for walks In the field they were camping in. Next I moved to London and started work in Liverpool street, One day a friend came over from Europe we went on a bender and I was in no state to even think about work the next day. You can imagine my surprise when I turned on the telly to see my regular tube had been blown up… So I will leave you with this gallery of Alicia Rhodes while I arm myself to the teeth and stockade myself behind the living room sofa.
We’re Number 1
July 8, 2007 8:45 pm 
Sport, Sport, Sport
So it has been a great sporting day for us Brits, Lewis Hamilton getting a podium finish at the British grand prix and leading the championship, Jamie Murray winning the mixed doubles at Wimbledon and the Tour De France. (Personally I thought “Tour De France” meant tour of France, but who am I to question this). Add to that this great photo set from the beautiful and lovely big breasted Ashley from In Bed With Ashley. Well it really makes you proud to be British.
Smoking Teens
July 7, 2007 10:42 am 
Smoking V’s Drinking
So a see Charles Kennedy has been spoken to by the police for smoking on a train only a week after the smoking ban has come into force. tut, tut, tut. Now the conservatives want to put 7p on the price of a pint of beer to curb binge drinking. Nice eh, Now this is what I could never understand with Labour to stop people smoking they ban it completely, To stop people binge drinking they want to open pubs for 24 hours…. It makes no sense. So direct your browser to Ms Inhale and view some top quality teenage bitty smoking their little lungs out while getting down to some naughty misbehaviour.
Make Geldof History
July 6, 2007 10:38 am 
Live Earth & All That Ozone..
So I see we are having another concert at Wembley. This time it’s Live Earth. Basically we have a load of pop stars flying to venues around the world, each venue having around 70 thousand people driving to and further more an estimated 2 billion turning on their TVs to watch. So cutting down our carbon emissions is off to a great start then! I really do wish someone would make Geldof history!!!! So today we have UK Roadtrips A group of guys 1 step ahead. They use public transport.. Well they got hold of an old london bus anyway. We could all take a leaf out of their book, take a bus and fuck some blonde bitty. Lads I salute you.
How Short Is Too Short
July 5, 2007 10:35 am 
It’s Just Wrong…
Today I bring you a great gallery from Little Miss Freckles soaping up her small breasts in the shower. While we are on the subject of small thing a friend of mine brought round an adult movie the other day of 2 lesbian midgets. Now being an open minded fella I watched the thing. Not really my cup of tea watching 2 stubby armed girls fisting each other. But never the less some people do like it. My wife indecently ran screaming from the room, she has an uncontrollable fear of little people. She thinks that they are going to chase her and bite her ankles. Little Miss Freckles on the other hand is of normal size and won’t bite your ankles… Unless you ask nicely.
This Means War
July 4, 2007 4:55 pm 
I Don’t Like Anybody!!!
Lets all take a look at the cute Chloe Dove and forget about our worries. The more pressing point of neighbours I am again going to bring up. I wake up this morning open the door and there is a steaming dog egg on my front path! I know!! So of course this will be the start of it. I mean they haven’t even been in their house for 24 hours and they are already on my wrong side. But that’s just the way things are nowadays, and why the net is so popular, nobody likes anybody else. Take terrorism for instance back in the 50 and 60 you knew everybody in your street/block, you would straight away notice something untoward. But now it’s all different. I myself lived in London for over a year and never once met nor spoke to the couple in the flat next to me. So lets all go back to our own little worlds :-p
