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Archive for August, 2007

Big Brother 2007

August 31, 2007 8:29 am

The End Is Nigh! (Thank God)

So another Big Brother comes to an end, Can’t say I’m at all upset. Apparently there are two blonde twins in there. So what happens if they win? I thought it was the whole “There can only be one winner” and all that crap!!! I have also noticed that they are not calling it Big Brother 9-10 or whatever number it is, it is now just Big Brother 2007, you can tell it’s been going on for too long when they start doing that. There is however one good thing to come out of the house this year. The exquisitely beautiful Amy Alexandra. You can see a lot more of her at Mackenzie’s Girlfriends.

I Know What I Want For Christmas

August 30, 2007 8:29 am

HUB Vs SLAG

British Slags is the site today, pretty much explains its self, British Girls who are slags. Now let be honest if you bump into a girl in the street like the blonde above you know exactly what you are going to get… (Well it’s pretty much an std lotto) but you know a couple of house rums and cokes and your in. Or would you rather have a H.U.B I doubt that very much, a girl who will bleed you dry and always seems to have a headache except when she is shopping. (With your credit card). God damn it man were British and we want more slags!!!!

It’s Pink

August 29, 2007 8:15 am

Gotta Have A Hook

Well what can I say she has dyed her pubic hair pink!!!! Now I really do have to applaud her for this one in a time where it seems everyone want to be in porn at least here is someone that stands out. Personal I prefer a clean desk to work on but I do sometime have the urge to have a nice hairy pussy. Not sure whether I would go for pink but I would be shocked when she removed her panties. Don’t forget to check Dirty UK Wives for lots more.

How Soon Is Too Soon?

August 28, 2007 9:38 am

So Am I A Bastard?

So I got talking to the better half and a discussion came up, what if one of us went to jail? Now my wife being the dutiful honey that she is said of course she would wait for me. Before I could say a world she continued, “You would probably have the first bit of chav bitty that walked down the street in your bed the moment I was out of sight” Not to say I was hurt but lets be honest now, with the best intention in the world you want to wait but I get flaky after a few days of no sex. So assuming she gets sent down for 5 years or so, what’s a man to do? Well this man is currently drawing up a list of evidence that the crown can use against her in a court of law. Women really shouldn’t plant these seeds. While we are on the subject of chav bitty check out British Doggers.

Massive Amateur Post pt1

August 27, 2007 2:40 pm

More Amateurs For Your Money

So with a great bank holiday and at last some fantastic weather I thought I would give you a load of hot amateur galleries to keep you going. I’m not going to waste much time talking about crap as I’m in a pretty good mood with the weather and the constant stream of Bar B Q’s add to that no one has actually pissed me off the whole weekend, a success all around. So sit back and enjoy the hot girls from Suburban Amateurs.

2 For 1 Friday Bonus

August 24, 2007 3:58 pm

Keep off the Donuts

Today I have got two galleries from British Chubby, reason being I am getting fat. Mainly because of those pink sprinkle donuts they have at Tescos. So basically I am going on a diet, well not so much a diet than stopping eating crap and participating in some gentle exercise. Before I was married I used to get a regular work out from sex and was just your average Joe six pack, since marriage the sex has dried up and the six pack has turned into a Santa pack. That fact that I despise fat people doesn’t help to be honest. I will continue this some time next week.

So We Lost

August 23, 2007 1:54 pm

2-1

So we lost the football!!! What can you say really, apart from we are crap, but that isn’t going to win us any championships. The shocking thing is that since Sven has taken over Manchester city they are at the top of the table. But there is no point going on about that either.. At least we still have the cricket and we are still world champions at rugby, at least for a month or so! So anyways here is the always beautiful faith from In Bed With Faith, with her huge 32GG breasts and they are all hers!!! I do love it when a girl bites her lip and being blonde and big breasted always help to numb the pain of another sporting travesty.

 

Hit Them For 6

August 22, 2007 6:49 pm

At Last We Have Won Something

So we actually won the cricket even more astonishing than that I have found a site that brings together both the great sport of cricket as well as naked UK ladies. The site is Cricket Babes and features, well UK girls and cricket really, not much of a mystery there. I even shocked myself with this one. All that’s left is to win the football tonight…. Since Germany were the last people team to beat us at the old Wembley it would be quite upsetting for them to be the first team that beat us at the new Wembley. Wasn’t it built by Germans? or was that the millennium dome? Either way we really can’t afford to lose.

The Spice Of Life

August 21, 2007 3:36 pm

Where Is The Variety

So last time I posted a gallery of In Bed With Eva I said she was Indian/Asian, well I was wrong, she is Latin. I should have probably got that from the name… While we are on the subject, we have a lot of Black and Asian people in this country but not really a proportionate representation in porn. (Of course there is Omar) This is quite a shame really. I did know a black girl who was a camgirl a couple of years ago but haven’t really found a solo girl site. Perhaps this is something the porn barons should look into. There is after all only so many naked big breasted blondes you can look at. Actually you can probably scrap that last statement as no doubt most people will never get bored of naked big breasted blondes…