What Can I Say !!!

So we won the cricket the rugby and finally the football and with Lewis Hamilton taking a second place with a great overtake into the first corner at Monza. It would appear that British sport is alive and well. I did however see we got a lot of stick for not spanking the U.S.A in rugby, but lets be honest that is the British way! Whenever we seem to win something it is never convincing but a win is still a win… So today we have a gallery from the naughty MILF Simply Demi. Enjoy…

5-6’s

Well what can I say we have actually won a one day test and with some style 5 6’s in one over is an exceptional feat for any cricketer but for an English man, Give him the keys to the city. Has there been better? Of course who can forget Herschelle Gibbs (who just happens to be married to my wife’s cousin) 6 6’s in an over against Canada in the recent world cup. All I can say is roll on the weekend With Cricket, Rugby and Football we have to win something… Don’t we? While you wait take a look at One Man Banned

You Never Know!!!

So It looks like a hot couple of weeks of sport The climax being England Vs South Africa in the rugby. This being very important as the better half is a South African. So I said to the wife, “If we beat you in the rugby Can we have some bum love so I can fuck you in the ass just like the world cup holders did to your dismal sporting team, and if we lose can I have some bum love to console myself of another wasted chance of sporting greatness” I’m still waiting for an answer! In the mean time check out Adore Sara

Go On, State The Obvious

So I was watching a TV show on “when sharks attack” They had some lass who said. “You don’t know what it is like until it happens to you!” Now not wanting to be a stick in the mud but this is true of everything; “Sex you don’t know how much it will cost you until it has happened”, “Baked Bean, you don’t know what they taste like until you have tried them”, The Conservative party, you don’t know how much of a cunt you are until you have voted for them”. I could go on but I won’t, instead check out the hot girls at Dodgers

HUB Vs SLAG

British Slags is the site today, pretty much explains its self, British Girls who are slags. Now let be honest if you bump into a girl in the street like the blonde above you know exactly what you are going to get… (Well it’s pretty much an std lotto) but you know a couple of house rums and cokes and your in. Or would you rather have a H.U.B I doubt that very much, a girl who will bleed you dry and always seems to have a headache except when she is shopping. (With your credit card). God damn it man were British and we want more slags!!!!

Gotta Have A Hook

Well what can I say she has dyed her pubic hair pink!!!! Now I really do have to applaud her for this one in a time where it seems everyone want to be in porn at least here is someone that stands out. Personal I prefer a clean desk to work on but I do sometime have the urge to have a nice hairy pussy. Not sure whether I would go for pink but I would be shocked when she removed her panties. Don’t forget to check Dirty UK Wives for lots more.

So Am I A Bastard?

So I got talking to the better half and a discussion came up, what if one of us went to jail? Now my wife being the dutiful honey that she is said of course she would wait for me. Before I could say a world she continued, “You would probably have the first bit of chav bitty that walked down the street in your bed the moment I was out of sight” Not to say I was hurt but lets be honest now, with the best intention in the world you want to wait but I get flaky after a few days of no sex. So assuming she gets sent down for 5 years or so, what’s a man to do? Well this man is currently drawing up a list of evidence that the crown can use against her in a court of law. Women really shouldn’t plant these seeds. While we are on the subject of chav bitty check out British Doggers.

More Amateurs For Your Money

So with a great bank holiday and at last some fantastic weather I thought I would give you a load of hot amateur galleries to keep you going. I’m not going to waste much time talking about crap as I’m in a pretty good mood with the weather and the constant stream of Bar B Q’s add to that no one has actually pissed me off the whole weekend, a success all around. So sit back and enjoy the hot girls from Suburban Amateurs.

Keep off the Donuts

Today I have got two galleries from British Chubby, reason being I am getting fat. Mainly because of those pink sprinkle donuts they have at Tescos. So basically I am going on a diet, well not so much a diet than stopping eating crap and participating in some gentle exercise. Before I was married I used to get a regular work out from sex and was just your average Joe six pack, since marriage the sex has dried up and the six pack has turned into a Santa pack. That fact that I despise fat people doesn’t help to be honest. I will continue this some time next week.

At Last We Have Won Something

So we actually won the cricket even more astonishing than that I have found a site that brings together both the great sport of cricket as well as naked UK ladies. The site is Cricket Babes and features, well UK girls and cricket really, not much of a mystery there. I even shocked myself with this one. All that’s left is to win the football tonight…. Since Germany were the last people team to beat us at the old Wembley it would be quite upsetting for them to be the first team that beat us at the new Wembley. Wasn’t it built by Germans? or was that the millennium dome? Either way we really can’t afford to lose.

Old Age - It Will Get Us All

So I realised that I’m getting older partly due to the fact that I am finding bbc news presenter rather attractive, In particular Breakfast’s Suzanna Reid (really a nice way to wake up in the morning). Anyway once again I bring you a great gallery from Jim Slip UK Street Sluts. This time he is filling sweet Harmony will his aging love stick/walking stick lol. The thing I like the most is the fact he keeps his shirt and tie on throughout, a true gent. It reminds me of that film dazed and confused. “You know the thing I love about high school girls? No matter how old I get they stay the same age“. While we are on the subject of older people especially old women I will leave you with this… Do old women smell of Lavender or does Lavender smell of old women!

Sabrina Deep to Host the Largest Gangbang Live Webcam Show (London, UK) - On September 8th 2007,

Sabrina Deep will break the record for the WORLDS LARGEST GANGBANG ever broadcast live on webcam as a celebration of her birthday which falls 3 days later, on September 11th. Sabrina Deep roductions announces that the event will feature at least 80 men banging Deep in an 8 hours time-frame and that the whole plot will be broadcast live on webcam, no-stop, to all her website members, her affiliates and a few media representatives. The peculiarity of this event is that the men will not be given any time-limits to fuck me, like it happens in the world largest gangbang events, Deep said in a statement: if they can last for 8 hours, they can fuck me for 8 hours, they can have repeated orgasms and they can fuck any of my holes. It’s not about numbers, it’s about quality, for me! Deep continues. It’s a present I wanted to give to myself and to my fans to celebrate my birthday and one year of activity and all i expect it is to orgasm and to squirt for the whole event. In 3 words: i hate lube. Being one of the few adult models who date their fans, Deep sent all her current site members an automatic invite to the event which will be held in London, UK. All the guys taking part to the event are blood-tested and they will be supplied condoms as well. Sabrina Deep Deep Sabrina also announced that the event will as well be filmed and a DVD set with the whole 8 hours action will be released, uncut, later this year. The movie will be also made available online for streaming pay-per-view, rental and download simultaneously with the street date. Deep said that the company is currently in negotiations with distributors and is still entertaining offers. A limited amount of DVD sets, will be given away for free, shipping included, to all Deep’s website members who request one in her members area by September 8th 2007. The event will be the largest gangbang ever broadcast live on webcam and the longest adult webcam show ever held by a solo girl. The guys will show up in waves of 10 per hour and they will be allowed to repeat their performances as many times as they want. I don’t know what the guys will want me to do, Deep says. But being a nympho and a cumaholic i know for sure what i’m going to take from them. Deep debuted as an adult model in August 2006 and immediately gained popularity due to her 6 foot tall slim silhouette and natural DD breasts, to her deep-throating performances and to her attitude for dating her fans. More information about the event can be found at Deep Sabrina.

Just WOW!!!!

This is Angel  from UK Amateurs. Fortunately writing this blog I get to see a lot of hot naked British girls and I have to say this is the hottest girl yet. So my wife had her wisdom tooth taken out today she did have one taken out a few months back after waiting over a year on the NHS but what do you expect from them. Only problem is I won’t be getting any oral loving for a week or two. Do you think that angel is her real name? Really if you call your child that she can only really be a porn star, or a fortune teller! I don’t really care to be honest just a thought really.

Mine’s A Double

Now who can beat a bit of outdoor sex ? Terry Vision is the site I have for you today, many jokes can be made but I will save that. So anyway back to my wife’s surprise, The weekend was going without a hitch after a friend came to stay. Then came Sunday, my wife decided she was going to celebrate her pay rise and proceeded to polish off 3/4 of a bottle of vodka before midday. It was actually quite funny, she is petite and both myself and friend were commending her on her intake of alcohol and apparent tolerance. Suddenly she was drunk I think it surprised her more than us. We then took some time out to watch the racing while my wife gentle snored from the living room floor. Least I say she awoke and put her self to bed at around 3pm. But withstanding that it was a particularly sexual weekend with myself and wife indulging in amongst others fisting and hard anal… Bring on another pay rise

Big Brother Star Amy Alexandra Naked

I’m not really a huge fan of Big Brother but as it has most of the country and far too many column inches devoted to it I thought you might like these naked Big Brother pictures. Here is the lovely Alexandra W AKA Amy Alexandra showing that she really is quite bitty. I particularly like the last 2 galleries but as there are 8 galleries of the big brother star naked you should all find something you like. You can see lots more of Amy and many more sexy UK models naked at Only Opaques

That’s Just The kinda Guy I Am

So I ask my wife to take a days vacation on Friday, tell her it is a surprise! The first thing she assumes is that I have organized a 3some. I mean there are a million things that it could be but she heads straight for that. It isn’t that but the lack of resistance on her part means that I could probably organize a 3some and she would have no problem jumping in. Always nice to know!! Perhaps I could see if the  Sweet Lucy Foxx might be interested in some girly fun ;-). The only other thing that is bothering me is the fact I haven’t received any mail in the past few days. This is either because the royal mail are once again on strike, alternatively I have upset the post man with my scream of “Don’t You Know How To Shut A Gate” and I will never again get post!

Everyone’s A Winner

So David Beckham has arrived in the U.S.A, I read somewhere that he will make in a week what some of his team mates will make in their whole careers.. Sounds about right! In even better news Iraq won the Asian cup which is a pretty astonishing achievement considering they are in the middle of a war. While we are on the subject most of the country is in need of aid and they appear to be in a worse state than they were under Saddam Hussein with over 75% of the population not having access to clean water. That is pretty much an own goal for democracy!!! So I thought I would get you a gallery from the site Soccer Babes. It’s a nice site, these girls go around to football grounds on match day, find a couple of fella’s and give them the game of their lives..

Sport, Sport, Sport

So it has been a great sporting day for us Brits, Lewis Hamilton getting a podium finish at the British grand prix and leading the championship, Jamie Murray winning the mixed doubles at Wimbledon and the Tour De France. (Personally I thought “Tour De France” meant tour of France, but who am I to question this). Add to that this great photo set from the beautiful and lovely big breasted Ashley from In Bed With Ashley. Well it really makes you proud to be British.

Smoking V’s Drinking

So a see Charles Kennedy has been spoken to by the police for smoking on a train only a week after the smoking ban has come into force. tut, tut, tut. Now the conservatives want to put 7p on the price of a pint of beer to curb binge drinking. Nice eh, Now this is what I could never understand with Labour to stop people smoking they ban it completely, To stop people binge drinking they want to open pubs for 24 hours…. It makes no sense. So direct your browser to Ms Inhale and view some top quality teenage bitty smoking their little lungs out while getting down to some naughty misbehaviour.

It’s Just Wrong…

Today I bring you a great gallery from Little Miss Freckles soaping up her small breasts in the shower. While we are on the subject of small thing a friend of mine brought round an adult movie the other day of 2 lesbian midgets. Now being an open minded fella I watched the thing. Not really my cup of tea watching 2 stubby armed girls fisting each other. But never the less some people do like it. My wife indecently ran screaming from the room, she has an uncontrollable fear of little people. She thinks that they are going to chase her and bite her ankles. Little Miss Freckles on the other hand is of normal size and won’t bite your ankles… Unless you ask nicely.