Complete Cunt

So I had a massive row yesterday with a complete as asshole.I had the family up for the weekend, so we had had a bar b q and throughout the day had been doing some gardening so after the bar b q we started up the leaf burner and through on the odd twig etc from cropping our apple tree. suddenly at the end of my path I see a fat old wanker with a red face. So he come up the path and I go to meet him. “Are you alright” I ask him “I was until—” Now that’s really no way to start a conversation, The asshole only wanted me to stop our little leaf burning as it was bothering him. Now the time was about 9-30 at night. I told him that it was a free country at which he made a lot of noise and stormed off at which point I called him a twat and he made some more noise. Now 2 points I need to bring up… 1) We live in the country and have a farm behind us. Now will this asshole go and tell the farmer to stop burning off his crops at the end of the year? 2) In the spate of people being killed for protecting their property, cars etc, would you really go up to someone covered in tattoos wearing both a hoody and a cap and start telling them what they can and can’t do on their own land. You see this is the problem with these country folk they have no idea of reality. Stick one of these guys on a council estate in Brixton and see how many door they knock on and complain the volume of the music is bothering them. Anyway to take my mind off this here is a great galley of my favourite blonde, Alicia Rhodes indulging in some naughty lesbian fun with Sandie XXX enjoy.

The Godmother Of UK Porn

So here we are with Cathy Barry on the site Babes UK.Probably the best known UK Pornstar. This Girl really is a living legend and one of the only pornstars that I have gone out and bought a DVD of. If my memory serves me correctly the DVD was Cathy’s diaries 2 it was the first time I had seen a girl take 2 cocks in her ass at the same time! It is something you don’t really believe until you have seen it. Considering how most girls are when you try and slip a finger in their ass let alone a dick. Cathy is flying the flag for both the UK and BUM LOVE. Go on girl, I salute you, we all salute you.

Terrorist Target

Upon seeing the news of the terrorist convictions today I started to worry, I think possibly I am a terrorist target! Reason being, I just happened to be training as a chef and living in the Langdale Valley at the same time as those lads were having their terrorist camp. I used to take my dog for walks In the field they were camping in. Next I moved to London and started work in Liverpool street, One day a friend came over from Europe we went on a bender and I was in no state to even think about work the next day. You can imagine my surprise when I turned on the telly to see my regular tube had been blown up… So I will leave you with this gallery of Alicia Rhodes while I arm myself to the teeth and stockade myself behind the living room sofa.