Is That Safe

Here is something different for you, an Obscene Machine (Fucking Machine) and a rather tasty Asian babe. She seem to be enjoying it so why not check out the video for yourself!! So the ps1 finally got here. I had forgotten how much fun retro games really are and lest we forget the Playstation is over 10 years old. On to the next bitch of the day. Neighbours, For the past year I have been fortunate enough not to have any of them. This week however some have moved in, lucky I don’t live in terrace or even semi detached, so they aren’t actually that close. And when your spending 1/2 a million on a house you can be sure that they aren’t going to be white trash. So it looks like the days of loud garden sex are coming to an end… Or are they?

It’s My Turn

Today we have a gallery from UK Screw. A nice little set of an Asian babe getting it on with 2 guys. Now there is a thing I have about 3somes. If your a girl with 2 guys you can suck and fuck all day. If you are a guy with 2 girls it’s a different story, As you only have 1 cock you can only screw 1 girl at a time, thus leaving 1 girl unsatisfied. So I would recommend just having both girls giving you oral sex, although both females will be unsatisfied at least your being equal and fair. I learnt this to my cost when I had a 3some with my partner and another girl.

& Some Special Sauce

Dogging Uncovered, Now dogging is a very British thing, meet up in a car park to have sex and get a load of guys to watch and/or join in. It really come to 2 options, watch or perform, That’s true throughout all of porn you either do or watch. As most of us will never be a porn star, a site like Dogging Uncovered lets your ordinary man on the street get to be in porn. I have never been dogging, don’t think I ever will, see I like my creature comforts, If their is going to be a gang bang have it in a nice warm house. I don’t want to be flopping my cock around in a windy dingy pay and display car park. Which brings me to my next point, eating in at a fast-food restaurant. Now I do like junk food, I don’t have it a lot maybe 4-5 times a year but when I do I like to do it in style. My wife is quite petite so she will go in to Mac Donald’s and gets me 8 cheese burgers, you really need to see their faces. Anyways I was in subway to get a foot long as the girl asked me if I would like to eat in! You can’t say “No, love I’m going home to sit in front of the telly and eat this giant sandwich in my boxer shorts” So I just said “to Take away please” I now feel that a 12″ sub is just not enough so I will now be on 2 foot longs a sitting.