What Can I Say !!!

So we won the cricket the rugby and finally the football and with Lewis Hamilton taking a second place with a great overtake into the first corner at Monza. It would appear that British sport is alive and well. I did however see we got a lot of stick for not spanking the U.S.A in rugby, but lets be honest that is the British way! Whenever we seem to win something it is never convincing but a win is still a win… So today we have a gallery from the naughty MILF Simply Demi. Enjoy…

You Never Know!!!

So It looks like a hot couple of weeks of sport The climax being England Vs South Africa in the rugby. This being very important as the better half is a South African. So I said to the wife, “If we beat you in the rugby Can we have some bum love so I can fuck you in the ass just like the world cup holders did to your dismal sporting team, and if we lose can I have some bum love to console myself of another wasted chance of sporting greatness” I’m still waiting for an answer! In the mean time check out Adore Sara

Go On, State The Obvious

So I was watching a TV show on “when sharks attack” They had some lass who said. “You don’t know what it is like until it happens to you!” Now not wanting to be a stick in the mud but this is true of everything; “Sex you don’t know how much it will cost you until it has happened”, “Baked Bean, you don’t know what they taste like until you have tried them”, The Conservative party, you don’t know how much of a cunt you are until you have voted for them”. I could go on but I won’t, instead check out the hot girls at Dodgers

The End Is Nigh! (Thank God)

So another Big Brother comes to an end, Can’t say I’m at all upset. Apparently there are two blonde twins in there. So what happens if they win? I thought it was the whole “There can only be one winner” and all that crap!!! I have also noticed that they are not calling it Big Brother 9-10 or whatever number it is, it is now just Big Brother 2007, you can tell it’s been going on for too long when they start doing that. There is however one good thing to come out of the house this year. The exquisitely beautiful Amy Alexandra. You can see a lot more of her at Mackenzie’s Girlfriends.

So Am I A Bastard?

So I got talking to the better half and a discussion came up, what if one of us went to jail? Now my wife being the dutiful honey that she is said of course she would wait for me. Before I could say a world she continued, “You would probably have the first bit of chav bitty that walked down the street in your bed the moment I was out of sight” Not to say I was hurt but lets be honest now, with the best intention in the world you want to wait but I get flaky after a few days of no sex. So assuming she gets sent down for 5 years or so, what’s a man to do? Well this man is currently drawing up a list of evidence that the crown can use against her in a court of law. Women really shouldn’t plant these seeds. While we are on the subject of chav bitty check out British Doggers.

More Amateurs For Your Money

So with a great bank holiday and at last some fantastic weather I thought I would give you a load of hot amateur galleries to keep you going. I’m not going to waste much time talking about crap as I’m in a pretty good mood with the weather and the constant stream of Bar B Q’s add to that no one has actually pissed me off the whole weekend, a success all around. So sit back and enjoy the hot girls from Suburban Amateurs.

Keep off the Donuts

Today I have got two galleries from British Chubby, reason being I am getting fat. Mainly because of those pink sprinkle donuts they have at Tescos. So basically I am going on a diet, well not so much a diet than stopping eating crap and participating in some gentle exercise. Before I was married I used to get a regular work out from sex and was just your average Joe six pack, since marriage the sex has dried up and the six pack has turned into a Santa pack. That fact that I despise fat people doesn’t help to be honest. I will continue this some time next week.

2-1

So we lost the football!!! What can you say really, apart from we are crap, but that isn’t going to win us any championships. The shocking thing is that since Sven has taken over Manchester city they are at the top of the table. But there is no point going on about that either.. At least we still have the cricket and we are still world champions at rugby, at least for a month or so! So anyways here is the always beautiful faith from In Bed With Faith, with her huge 32GG breasts and they are all hers!!! I do love it when a girl bites her lip and being blonde and big breasted always help to numb the pain of another sporting travesty.

Where Is The Variety

So last time I posted a gallery of In Bed With Eva I said she was Indian/Asian, well I was wrong, she is Latin. I should have probably got that from the name… While we are on the subject, we have a lot of Black and Asian people in this country but not really a proportionate representation in porn. (Of course there is Omar) This is quite a shame really. I did know a black girl who was a camgirl a couple of years ago but haven’t really found a solo girl site. Perhaps this is something the porn barons should look into. There is after all only so many naked big breasted blondes you can look at. Actually you can probably scrap that last statement as no doubt most people will never get bored of naked big breasted blondes…

Sabrina Deep to Host the Largest Gangbang Live Webcam Show (London, UK) - On September 8th 2007,

Sabrina Deep will break the record for the WORLDS LARGEST GANGBANG ever broadcast live on webcam as a celebration of her birthday which falls 3 days later, on September 11th. Sabrina Deep roductions announces that the event will feature at least 80 men banging Deep in an 8 hours time-frame and that the whole plot will be broadcast live on webcam, no-stop, to all her website members, her affiliates and a few media representatives. The peculiarity of this event is that the men will not be given any time-limits to fuck me, like it happens in the world largest gangbang events, Deep said in a statement: if they can last for 8 hours, they can fuck me for 8 hours, they can have repeated orgasms and they can fuck any of my holes. It’s not about numbers, it’s about quality, for me! Deep continues. It’s a present I wanted to give to myself and to my fans to celebrate my birthday and one year of activity and all i expect it is to orgasm and to squirt for the whole event. In 3 words: i hate lube. Being one of the few adult models who date their fans, Deep sent all her current site members an automatic invite to the event which will be held in London, UK. All the guys taking part to the event are blood-tested and they will be supplied condoms as well. Sabrina Deep Deep Sabrina also announced that the event will as well be filmed and a DVD set with the whole 8 hours action will be released, uncut, later this year. The movie will be also made available online for streaming pay-per-view, rental and download simultaneously with the street date. Deep said that the company is currently in negotiations with distributors and is still entertaining offers. A limited amount of DVD sets, will be given away for free, shipping included, to all Deep’s website members who request one in her members area by September 8th 2007. The event will be the largest gangbang ever broadcast live on webcam and the longest adult webcam show ever held by a solo girl. The guys will show up in waves of 10 per hour and they will be allowed to repeat their performances as many times as they want. I don’t know what the guys will want me to do, Deep says. But being a nympho and a cumaholic i know for sure what i’m going to take from them. Deep debuted as an adult model in August 2006 and immediately gained popularity due to her 6 foot tall slim silhouette and natural DD breasts, to her deep-throating performances and to her attitude for dating her fans. More information about the event can be found at Deep Sabrina.

That Looks Nice

This is Naomi from Naomi Model she is a cute British babes and has her site made by one of those big US porn companies so you can expect a lot of bells and whistles. In other news I have started receiving mail again only bills however. Anyways it seems that summer has nearly ended, or already has so all we have left is a bleak autumn and winter to look forward to. Thank god for porn really, apparently a lost of porn purveyors take the summer off as everyone goes to the beach and have no need for the high quality top shelf entertainment, perhaps they should come to the UK and never have to worry about that problem.

Complete Cunt

So I had a massive row yesterday with a complete as asshole.I had the family up for the weekend, so we had had a bar b q and throughout the day had been doing some gardening so after the bar b q we started up the leaf burner and through on the odd twig etc from cropping our apple tree. suddenly at the end of my path I see a fat old wanker with a red face. So he come up the path and I go to meet him. “Are you alright” I ask him “I was until—” Now that’s really no way to start a conversation, The asshole only wanted me to stop our little leaf burning as it was bothering him. Now the time was about 9-30 at night. I told him that it was a free country at which he made a lot of noise and stormed off at which point I called him a twat and he made some more noise. Now 2 points I need to bring up… 1) We live in the country and have a farm behind us. Now will this asshole go and tell the farmer to stop burning off his crops at the end of the year? 2) In the spate of people being killed for protecting their property, cars etc, would you really go up to someone covered in tattoos wearing both a hoody and a cap and start telling them what they can and can’t do on their own land. You see this is the problem with these country folk they have no idea of reality. Stick one of these guys on a council estate in Brixton and see how many door they knock on and complain the volume of the music is bothering them. Anyway to take my mind off this here is a great galley of my favourite blonde, Alicia Rhodes indulging in some naughty lesbian fun with Sandie XXX enjoy.

The Godmother Of UK Porn

So here we are with Cathy Barry on the site Babes UK.Probably the best known UK Pornstar. This Girl really is a living legend and one of the only pornstars that I have gone out and bought a DVD of. If my memory serves me correctly the DVD was Cathy’s diaries 2 it was the first time I had seen a girl take 2 cocks in her ass at the same time! It is something you don’t really believe until you have seen it. Considering how most girls are when you try and slip a finger in their ass let alone a dick. Cathy is flying the flag for both the UK and BUM LOVE. Go on girl, I salute you, we all salute you.

Is It Christmas?

As you already know my two favourite UK Porn starlets are Alicia Rhodes and Rebekah Dee. So imagine my surprise and pleasure to find this video on UK Porn Sluts. Now I know in the past I have said that two girls aren’t always my preference. Well this is a different story. After some kissing Rebekah wastes no time getting down to business on Alicia’s sweet mound. I do however stand by the statement that 2 girl sucking your cock is the most amazing thing in the world.

Terrorist Target

Upon seeing the news of the terrorist convictions today I started to worry, I think possibly I am a terrorist target! Reason being, I just happened to be training as a chef and living in the Langdale Valley at the same time as those lads were having their terrorist camp. I used to take my dog for walks In the field they were camping in. Next I moved to London and started work in Liverpool street, One day a friend came over from Europe we went on a bender and I was in no state to even think about work the next day. You can imagine my surprise when I turned on the telly to see my regular tube had been blown up… So I will leave you with this gallery of Alicia Rhodes while I arm myself to the teeth and stockade myself behind the living room sofa.

Sport, Sport, Sport

So it has been a great sporting day for us Brits, Lewis Hamilton getting a podium finish at the British grand prix and leading the championship, Jamie Murray winning the mixed doubles at Wimbledon and the Tour De France. (Personally I thought “Tour De France” meant tour of France, but who am I to question this). Add to that this great photo set from the beautiful and lovely big breasted Ashley from In Bed With Ashley. Well it really makes you proud to be British.

Live Earth & All That Ozone..

So I see we are having another concert at Wembley. This time it’s Live Earth. Basically we have a load of pop stars flying to venues around the world, each venue having around 70 thousand people driving to and further more an estimated 2 billion turning on their TVs to watch. So cutting down our carbon emissions is off to a great start then! I really do wish someone would make Geldof history!!!! So today we have UK Roadtrips A group of guys 1 step ahead. They use public transport.. Well they got hold of an old london bus anyway. We could all take a leaf out of their book, take a bus and fuck some blonde bitty. Lads I salute you.

I Don’t Like Anybody!!!

Lets all take a look at the cute Chloe Dove and forget about our worries. The more pressing point of neighbours I am again going to bring up. I wake up this morning open the door and there is a steaming dog egg on my front path! I know!! So of course this will be the start of it. I mean they haven’t even been in their house for 24 hours and they are already on my wrong side. But that’s just the way things are nowadays, and why the net is so popular, nobody likes anybody else. Take terrorism for instance back in the 50 and 60 you knew everybody in your street/block, you would straight away notice something untoward. But now it’s all different. I myself lived in London for over a year and never once met nor spoke to the couple in the flat next to me. So lets all go back to our own little worlds :-p

What, What & All That Business

To be honest I don’t know how posh the wives are on Posh Wife. But I couldn’t care less. I mean I don’t care if she has a million in the bank or she is hitting her overdraft, as long as she takes off that little pink top I’m a happy man. So I found out that foxgloves are poisonous, The Garden if full of them. Not my choice but they are there. Which does bring up an interesting point, why do people have deadly flowers in their gardens. It’s just silly. Now I know a lot of people will say that they are “pretty” and “beautiful”. To those people I say “Would you keep a tiger in your airing cupboard”. Of course not, but this is also beautiful and deadly. I guess a plant isn’t going to go for your jugular, unless little shop of horrors is anything to go by. That is the thing though, we find it quite acceptable to have our garden as a death trap and we have Alan Titchmarsh to thank for this. So if you happen to be in Birmingham in the next couple of days and see him at the gardeners world show, you know what to do!

All That’s Good About UK XXX

Writing a XXX Blog you surf through tons of pictures and video, everyone has their favourite star. Alicia is mine she is gorgeous and dirty with a nice curvy body to boot. Her site says that she love to stick things up her ass, which is also a bonus. There is something so sweet about anal I know some guys hate it but for me it doesn’t get much better. I would say its 40% feeling and 60% “I’m being a dirty boy” But it’s just so gooood! I remember 1 experience, I had been going hammer and tongs with a girl only to pull out and have a sweet-corn kernel stuck in my japs eyes. I laugh about it now, but the lass was rather embarrassed an apologetic about it all. But the fact is if your going to stick something up someone’s ass expect it to get messy. So many people are trying to earn their brown wings so take a look at The UK Sex Site for some great anal sex positions and also a great anal sex guide. Back on topic take a look at Alicia Rhodes site and expect to see some more of her in the blog.