5-6’s

Well what can I say we have actually won a one day test and with some style 5 6’s in one over is an exceptional feat for any cricketer but for an English man, Give him the keys to the city. Has there been better? Of course who can forget Herschelle Gibbs (who just happens to be married to my wife’s cousin) 6 6’s in an over against Canada in the recent world cup. All I can say is roll on the weekend With Cricket, Rugby and Football we have to win something… Don’t we? While you wait take a look at One Man Banned

Does That Feel Good Boyo

Check out Crystel Extreme she’s Welsh, anyway It came to my attention the other night that no one seems to use Talcum powder anymore. I remember a time when every Christmas you would get the obligatory pair of socks and Imperial leather soap and talc. I guess there is some subliminal advertising there, as the only way you are going to get in to a pair of leather pants is if you use said talc. Just strange that people no longer seem to have a use for it as well as those white bottles of old spice they used to hunt in pairs…

Go On, State The Obvious

So I was watching a TV show on “when sharks attack” They had some lass who said. “You don’t know what it is like until it happens to you!” Now not wanting to be a stick in the mud but this is true of everything; “Sex you don’t know how much it will cost you until it has happened”, “Baked Bean, you don’t know what they taste like until you have tried them”, The Conservative party, you don’t know how much of a cunt you are until you have voted for them”. I could go on but I won’t, instead check out the hot girls at Dodgers

The End Is Nigh! (Thank God)

So another Big Brother comes to an end, Can’t say I’m at all upset. Apparently there are two blonde twins in there. So what happens if they win? I thought it was the whole “There can only be one winner” and all that crap!!! I have also noticed that they are not calling it Big Brother 9-10 or whatever number it is, it is now just Big Brother 2007, you can tell it’s been going on for too long when they start doing that. There is however one good thing to come out of the house this year. The exquisitely beautiful Amy Alexandra. You can see a lot more of her at Mackenzie’s Girlfriends.

HUB Vs SLAG

British Slags is the site today, pretty much explains its self, British Girls who are slags. Now let be honest if you bump into a girl in the street like the blonde above you know exactly what you are going to get… (Well it’s pretty much an std lotto) but you know a couple of house rums and cokes and your in. Or would you rather have a H.U.B I doubt that very much, a girl who will bleed you dry and always seems to have a headache except when she is shopping. (With your credit card). God damn it man were British and we want more slags!!!!

So Am I A Bastard?

So I got talking to the better half and a discussion came up, what if one of us went to jail? Now my wife being the dutiful honey that she is said of course she would wait for me. Before I could say a world she continued, “You would probably have the first bit of chav bitty that walked down the street in your bed the moment I was out of sight” Not to say I was hurt but lets be honest now, with the best intention in the world you want to wait but I get flaky after a few days of no sex. So assuming she gets sent down for 5 years or so, what’s a man to do? Well this man is currently drawing up a list of evidence that the crown can use against her in a court of law. Women really shouldn’t plant these seeds. While we are on the subject of chav bitty check out British Doggers.

More Amateurs For Your Money

So with a great bank holiday and at last some fantastic weather I thought I would give you a load of hot amateur galleries to keep you going. I’m not going to waste much time talking about crap as I’m in a pretty good mood with the weather and the constant stream of Bar B Q’s add to that no one has actually pissed me off the whole weekend, a success all around. So sit back and enjoy the hot girls from Suburban Amateurs.

Keep off the Donuts

Today I have got two galleries from British Chubby, reason being I am getting fat. Mainly because of those pink sprinkle donuts they have at Tescos. So basically I am going on a diet, well not so much a diet than stopping eating crap and participating in some gentle exercise. Before I was married I used to get a regular work out from sex and was just your average Joe six pack, since marriage the sex has dried up and the six pack has turned into a Santa pack. That fact that I despise fat people doesn’t help to be honest. I will continue this some time next week.

2-1

So we lost the football!!! What can you say really, apart from we are crap, but that isn’t going to win us any championships. The shocking thing is that since Sven has taken over Manchester city they are at the top of the table. But there is no point going on about that either.. At least we still have the cricket and we are still world champions at rugby, at least for a month or so! So anyways here is the always beautiful faith from In Bed With Faith, with her huge 32GG breasts and they are all hers!!! I do love it when a girl bites her lip and being blonde and big breasted always help to numb the pain of another sporting travesty.

Old Age - It Will Get Us All

So I realised that I’m getting older partly due to the fact that I am finding bbc news presenter rather attractive, In particular Breakfast’s Suzanna Reid (really a nice way to wake up in the morning). Anyway once again I bring you a great gallery from Jim Slip UK Street Sluts. This time he is filling sweet Harmony will his aging love stick/walking stick lol. The thing I like the most is the fact he keeps his shirt and tie on throughout, a true gent. It reminds me of that film dazed and confused. “You know the thing I love about high school girls? No matter how old I get they stay the same age“. While we are on the subject of older people especially old women I will leave you with this… Do old women smell of Lavender or does Lavender smell of old women!

Just WOW!!!!

This is Angel  from UK Amateurs. Fortunately writing this blog I get to see a lot of hot naked British girls and I have to say this is the hottest girl yet. So my wife had her wisdom tooth taken out today she did have one taken out a few months back after waiting over a year on the NHS but what do you expect from them. Only problem is I won’t be getting any oral loving for a week or two. Do you think that angel is her real name? Really if you call your child that she can only really be a porn star, or a fortune teller! I don’t really care to be honest just a thought really.

That Looks Nice

This is Naomi from Naomi Model she is a cute British babes and has her site made by one of those big US porn companies so you can expect a lot of bells and whistles. In other news I have started receiving mail again only bills however. Anyways it seems that summer has nearly ended, or already has so all we have left is a bleak autumn and winter to look forward to. Thank god for porn really, apparently a lost of porn purveyors take the summer off as everyone goes to the beach and have no need for the high quality top shelf entertainment, perhaps they should come to the UK and never have to worry about that problem.

Complete Cunt

So I had a massive row yesterday with a complete as asshole.I had the family up for the weekend, so we had had a bar b q and throughout the day had been doing some gardening so after the bar b q we started up the leaf burner and through on the odd twig etc from cropping our apple tree. suddenly at the end of my path I see a fat old wanker with a red face. So he come up the path and I go to meet him. “Are you alright” I ask him “I was until—” Now that’s really no way to start a conversation, The asshole only wanted me to stop our little leaf burning as it was bothering him. Now the time was about 9-30 at night. I told him that it was a free country at which he made a lot of noise and stormed off at which point I called him a twat and he made some more noise. Now 2 points I need to bring up… 1) We live in the country and have a farm behind us. Now will this asshole go and tell the farmer to stop burning off his crops at the end of the year? 2) In the spate of people being killed for protecting their property, cars etc, would you really go up to someone covered in tattoos wearing both a hoody and a cap and start telling them what they can and can’t do on their own land. You see this is the problem with these country folk they have no idea of reality. Stick one of these guys on a council estate in Brixton and see how many door they knock on and complain the volume of the music is bothering them. Anyway to take my mind off this here is a great galley of my favourite blonde, Alicia Rhodes indulging in some naughty lesbian fun with Sandie XXX enjoy.

Is It Christmas?

As you already know my two favourite UK Porn starlets are Alicia Rhodes and Rebekah Dee. So imagine my surprise and pleasure to find this video on UK Porn Sluts. Now I know in the past I have said that two girls aren’t always my preference. Well this is a different story. After some kissing Rebekah wastes no time getting down to business on Alicia’s sweet mound. I do however stand by the statement that 2 girl sucking your cock is the most amazing thing in the world.

That’s Just The kinda Guy I Am

So I ask my wife to take a days vacation on Friday, tell her it is a surprise! The first thing she assumes is that I have organized a 3some. I mean there are a million things that it could be but she heads straight for that. It isn’t that but the lack of resistance on her part means that I could probably organize a 3some and she would have no problem jumping in. Always nice to know!! Perhaps I could see if the  Sweet Lucy Foxx might be interested in some girly fun ;-). The only other thing that is bothering me is the fact I haven’t received any mail in the past few days. This is either because the royal mail are once again on strike, alternatively I have upset the post man with my scream of “Don’t You Know How To Shut A Gate” and I will never again get post!

Good News, Bad News

So it was a good weekend at last a bit of sun… I was even able to sit outside at a cafe for lunch so that is the good news, it looks like summer is finally here. Then the bad news.. I’m sorry to say that Mike Reid died of a heart attack. Pretty sad really, growing up watching Eastenders I always had a soft spot for the dodgy dealings of Frank Butcher. So to cheer everyone up I have found a nice 3 girl gallery from Faye & Sandie I particularly like the petite blonde, she just has that dirty look about her. In other news Brown is out In the US meeting Bush… Can’t wait for the outcome of that one lol.

Terrorist Target

Upon seeing the news of the terrorist convictions today I started to worry, I think possibly I am a terrorist target! Reason being, I just happened to be training as a chef and living in the Langdale Valley at the same time as those lads were having their terrorist camp. I used to take my dog for walks In the field they were camping in. Next I moved to London and started work in Liverpool street, One day a friend came over from Europe we went on a bender and I was in no state to even think about work the next day. You can imagine my surprise when I turned on the telly to see my regular tube had been blown up… So I will leave you with this gallery of Alicia Rhodes while I arm myself to the teeth and stockade myself behind the living room sofa.

Sport, Sport, Sport

So it has been a great sporting day for us Brits, Lewis Hamilton getting a podium finish at the British grand prix and leading the championship, Jamie Murray winning the mixed doubles at Wimbledon and the Tour De France. (Personally I thought “Tour De France” meant tour of France, but who am I to question this). Add to that this great photo set from the beautiful and lovely big breasted Ashley from In Bed With Ashley. Well it really makes you proud to be British.

Live Earth & All That Ozone..

So I see we are having another concert at Wembley. This time it’s Live Earth. Basically we have a load of pop stars flying to venues around the world, each venue having around 70 thousand people driving to and further more an estimated 2 billion turning on their TVs to watch. So cutting down our carbon emissions is off to a great start then! I really do wish someone would make Geldof history!!!! So today we have UK Roadtrips A group of guys 1 step ahead. They use public transport.. Well they got hold of an old london bus anyway. We could all take a leaf out of their book, take a bus and fuck some blonde bitty. Lads I salute you.

Oh My God

Take some time to watch this hot little video at British Bukkake Babes. So the bastards have done it… All week I have been waiting for my old school Playstation. It would have been here on Friday but No the post office have to go on strike. So today I go downstairs to find a load of Playstation games that have been posted through my cat flap and an orange slip. They are really assholes. So that has ruined my whole weekend of retro gaming But don’t worry they may have won this battle, The war however will be long…..