Fit Chav Bitty

British Doggers Is a nice looking amateur site, Now I’m all for outdoor sex but have had some bad experiences, namely get bitten by a dog while we were rolling around in some long grass. Also having sex on top of a red ants nest, very, very messy. Those little sods get everywhere. But do not let this deter you, there is nothing like lying back looking at the sky with a gentle breeze on your balls and your beautiful girlfriend bouncing up and down on you. If you don’t have a beautiful girlfriend borrow your friends…

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Dogging Uncovered, Now dogging is a very British thing, meet up in a car park to have sex and get a load of guys to watch and/or join in. It really come to 2 options, watch or perform, That’s true throughout all of porn you either do or watch. As most of us will never be a porn star, a site like Dogging Uncovered lets your ordinary man on the street get to be in porn. I have never been dogging, don’t think I ever will, see I like my creature comforts, If their is going to be a gang bang have it in a nice warm house. I don’t want to be flopping my cock around in a windy dingy pay and display car park. Which brings me to my next point, eating in at a fast-food restaurant. Now I do like junk food, I don’t have it a lot maybe 4-5 times a year but when I do I like to do it in style. My wife is quite petite so she will go in to Mac Donald’s and gets me 8 cheese burgers, you really need to see their faces. Anyways I was in subway to get a foot long as the girl asked me if I would like to eat in! You can’t say “No, love I’m going home to sit in front of the telly and eat this giant sandwich in my boxer shorts” So I just said “to Take away please” I now feel that a 12″ sub is just not enough so I will now be on 2 foot longs a sitting.