Does That Feel Good Boyo

Check out Crystel Extreme she’s Welsh, anyway It came to my attention the other night that no one seems to use Talcum powder anymore. I remember a time when every Christmas you would get the obligatory pair of socks and Imperial leather soap and talc. I guess there is some subliminal advertising there, as the only way you are going to get in to a pair of leather pants is if you use said talc. Just strange that people no longer seem to have a use for it as well as those white bottles of old spice they used to hunt in pairs…

Keep off the Donuts

Today I have got two galleries from British Chubby, reason being I am getting fat. Mainly because of those pink sprinkle donuts they have at Tescos. So basically I am going on a diet, well not so much a diet than stopping eating crap and participating in some gentle exercise. Before I was married I used to get a regular work out from sex and was just your average Joe six pack, since marriage the sex has dried up and the six pack has turned into a Santa pack. That fact that I despise fat people doesn’t help to be honest. I will continue this some time next week.

Sabrina Deep to Host the Largest Gangbang Live Webcam Show (London, UK) - On September 8th 2007,

Sabrina Deep will break the record for the WORLDS LARGEST GANGBANG ever broadcast live on webcam as a celebration of her birthday which falls 3 days later, on September 11th. Sabrina Deep roductions announces that the event will feature at least 80 men banging Deep in an 8 hours time-frame and that the whole plot will be broadcast live on webcam, no-stop, to all her website members, her affiliates and a few media representatives. The peculiarity of this event is that the men will not be given any time-limits to fuck me, like it happens in the world largest gangbang events, Deep said in a statement: if they can last for 8 hours, they can fuck me for 8 hours, they can have repeated orgasms and they can fuck any of my holes. It’s not about numbers, it’s about quality, for me! Deep continues. It’s a present I wanted to give to myself and to my fans to celebrate my birthday and one year of activity and all i expect it is to orgasm and to squirt for the whole event. In 3 words: i hate lube. Being one of the few adult models who date their fans, Deep sent all her current site members an automatic invite to the event which will be held in London, UK. All the guys taking part to the event are blood-tested and they will be supplied condoms as well. Sabrina Deep Deep Sabrina also announced that the event will as well be filmed and a DVD set with the whole 8 hours action will be released, uncut, later this year. The movie will be also made available online for streaming pay-per-view, rental and download simultaneously with the street date. Deep said that the company is currently in negotiations with distributors and is still entertaining offers. A limited amount of DVD sets, will be given away for free, shipping included, to all Deep’s website members who request one in her members area by September 8th 2007. The event will be the largest gangbang ever broadcast live on webcam and the longest adult webcam show ever held by a solo girl. The guys will show up in waves of 10 per hour and they will be allowed to repeat their performances as many times as they want. I don’t know what the guys will want me to do, Deep says. But being a nympho and a cumaholic i know for sure what i’m going to take from them. Deep debuted as an adult model in August 2006 and immediately gained popularity due to her 6 foot tall slim silhouette and natural DD breasts, to her deep-throating performances and to her attitude for dating her fans. More information about the event can be found at Deep Sabrina.

Smoking V’s Drinking

So a see Charles Kennedy has been spoken to by the police for smoking on a train only a week after the smoking ban has come into force. tut, tut, tut. Now the conservatives want to put 7p on the price of a pint of beer to curb binge drinking. Nice eh, Now this is what I could never understand with Labour to stop people smoking they ban it completely, To stop people binge drinking they want to open pubs for 24 hours…. It makes no sense. So direct your browser to Ms Inhale and view some top quality teenage bitty smoking their little lungs out while getting down to some naughty misbehaviour.

Is That Safe

Here is something different for you, an Obscene Machine (Fucking Machine) and a rather tasty Asian babe. She seem to be enjoying it so why not check out the video for yourself!! So the ps1 finally got here. I had forgotten how much fun retro games really are and lest we forget the Playstation is over 10 years old. On to the next bitch of the day. Neighbours, For the past year I have been fortunate enough not to have any of them. This week however some have moved in, lucky I don’t live in terrace or even semi detached, so they aren’t actually that close. And when your spending 1/2 a million on a house you can be sure that they aren’t going to be white trash. So it looks like the days of loud garden sex are coming to an end… Or are they?

You Should Have Gone Before You Left

I don’t know about you but watching a girl taking a pee can be a big turn on. If that girl happens to be Rebekah Dee I wont complain. Rebekah now has a site devoted to pissing Need A Pee is full of pics and videos of sexy ms Dee and her friend relieving themselves. While we are on the subject of urine, I have had a couple of memorable experiences.

1. While in Newquay and after a long night I needed to relieve myself nipping off the beach and into a small grassed area, The little fella came out and I was just looking at the stars as the stream started. I suddenly heard a groan. I looked down to see that the tree I was urinating against was also the resting place of a homeless chap. (I bet he thought his life couldn’t have gotten any worse!)

2. Ok this one isn’t that nice. I was with a girl a few years back and wanted to get out of it. One night at about 5 in the morning I was in bed with this girl and having a dream where I was having the worlds best piss. It was the wetness of the mattress that woke me up, I look at the scene I had just created, my girlfriend covered in urine from the ass down ( to be honest the poor girl had taken the brunt of it her side of the bed was soaked.) I just rolled over (onto the dry side of the bed) and went back to sleep. (tic, tock The plan was in motion) 7-30 I awoke to my girlfriend crying. It appeared that in the night she had had a small accident. She Was very apologetic and embarrassed. Unfortunately for her this grossed me out and I had no option left but to break up with her….

Sorry Mel

Just A Sad Day To Be A Smoker

I thought it was only fitting today to post a smoking gallery. The site is Smoking Videos. Enough Said!

Oh My God

Take some time to watch this hot little video at British Bukkake Babes. So the bastards have done it… All week I have been waiting for my old school Playstation. It would have been here on Friday but No the post office have to go on strike. So today I go downstairs to find a load of Playstation games that have been posted through my cat flap and an orange slip. They are really assholes. So that has ruined my whole weekend of retro gaming But don’t worry they may have won this battle, The war however will be long…..

Looking For Some Naughty Chav Bitty!!

Having a foot fetish is an interesting thing if you do Feet Seekers is a great source of quality foot content. There are many ideas as to why people have a foot fetish I subscribe to 2 of those, 1 being psychological and 1 being physiological. Today I will discuss the first. It is believed that when we were small and crawling on our hands and knees, the first thing we would come across is our mothers feet, then legs, then smiling face. In any circumstance, be it falling over, crawling from room to room or just after we have finished playing with our Lego. So we associate feet and legs with a loving caring situation. That is the psychological I will deal with the physiological next time I have a foot post. But back to the feet thing It can be very particular, some people love clean feet, some people love dirty feet. I myself can go both ways I like a cute pair of feet with a pedicure an ankle chain and maybe a toe ring. However I do like the idea of a hot chav cutie slipping her sweaty feet out of her Reebok classics. I guess it shows that even within a fetish you can have your ideals.

New Labour My Ass

Today’s site is UK Upskirt get a cheeky glimpse of some high quality ass.

Today has been one of those days;

1st. The postman now those guys piss me off something chronic. If your going to open someone’s gate have the decency to close it once you leave, the other thing that really get to me is them forging my signature on recorded deliveries and sticking them through the cat flap. I guess that’s what you get for failing your G.C.S.Es.

2nd. I get a letter from the water company saying they are going to take me to court for unpaid bill. Now fair enough you might say, but when the fuckers have been taking a direct debit out of my bank account for the last year it seems a bit harsh. 30 min on the phone to them and they are all apologetic.

3rd. Now this is the best, I’m a smoker and hate the idea of a smoking ban, I think it should come down to individual establishments to decide what they do. So imagine my surprise to read in the papers that the palace of Westminster is excluded from the ban. If that isn’t the most hypocritical thing you have ever heard! So it really is do as we say not as we do. Thanks New Labour, you really know how to look after the British public. You also have to consider the flip side of a smoking ban, as a result of this ban less cigarettes will be smoked so less will be brought so that’s less tax money. Which mean we will be getting more tax on something else, I’d put my money on fuel, that way the government can fuck us all!

All About The Shoes

Every so often you see something that you can’t explain. this is one of those situations. Now the woman in the picture is pretty hot, but I can’t work out why she is posing like that It looks like she is squatting to take a pee, but she isn’t. Never mind though as she has a great set of legs and her feet look super sexy in those shoes. (yes I do have a small foot fetish.) Which no doubt you will see more of in the coming months. the site Dodgers is all about stockings and panties. Which really are a bit of a trophy. I remember once I was challenged by my head chef to bed a waitress and bring back her panties for display in the kitchen. All would have gone well if one of the waitresses hadn’t told my prey about the small wager.

I Love Wool, Wool, Wool

Now I have heard of and seen most fetishes but this is a new one on me. Lovely Jess has a thing for wool, she also has a thing for tights stocking and heels, but for me its the wool that stands out. Now at first I thought it quite strange but I then realised that I have a strange inclination towards wool. My partner always asks me what turns me on, and to be honest a chick in a baggy jumper is high up on the list. Its not really the jumper but peeling back that jumper to reveal a tight hard teen body (got your attention). Now that really does turn me on. I remember being on a train coming out of Croydon and their was a really hot student sitting opposite me, she must have been about 19, baggy jumper school bag covered in badges. She pulled off her jumper as the sun came out and revealed the most amazing slim and
toned body. I guess its more the mystery of what underneath than the actual jumper. Anyways you can check out Jess at Jess UK there are 1000s of pictures + hours of videos and it gets pretty hardcore.

A True MILF With A Great Set Of Legs

Now everyone loves a MILF and everyone loves a good set of legs so when you combine the 2 you can’t go wrong. Deanna Deville has combined the 2 to give you a great site devoted to legs she even has her site legs certified There is a great selection of videos and photo sets but still with the amateur quality and charm that so many people love. I do like legs. Legs and bums, breasts are not really high up on my list but girls with great legs and a firm ass I will follow to the ends of the earth. MILFs however are a different story, It seems at the moment in the adult industry that if you are over 25 your considered a MILF. I don’t agree with that, technically you can be a MILF in your teens but I think over 30 puts you in that category. As you may or may not know women reach their sexual peak in their mid 30s to early 40s, so basically these women are as horny as an 20 year old guy. Now that’s just
hot.