Old Age - It Will Get Us All

So I realised that I’m getting older partly due to the fact that I am finding bbc news presenter rather attractive, In particular Breakfast’s Suzanna Reid (really a nice way to wake up in the morning). Anyway once again I bring you a great gallery from Jim Slip UK Street Sluts. This time he is filling sweet Harmony will his aging love stick/walking stick lol. The thing I like the most is the fact he keeps his shirt and tie on throughout, a true gent. It reminds me of that film dazed and confused. “You know the thing I love about high school girls? No matter how old I get they stay the same age“. While we are on the subject of older people especially old women I will leave you with this… Do old women smell of Lavender or does Lavender smell of old women!

Sabrina Deep to Host the Largest Gangbang Live Webcam Show (London, UK) - On September 8th 2007,

Sabrina Deep will break the record for the WORLDS LARGEST GANGBANG ever broadcast live on webcam as a celebration of her birthday which falls 3 days later, on September 11th. Sabrina Deep roductions announces that the event will feature at least 80 men banging Deep in an 8 hours time-frame and that the whole plot will be broadcast live on webcam, no-stop, to all her website members, her affiliates and a few media representatives. The peculiarity of this event is that the men will not be given any time-limits to fuck me, like it happens in the world largest gangbang events, Deep said in a statement: if they can last for 8 hours, they can fuck me for 8 hours, they can have repeated orgasms and they can fuck any of my holes. It’s not about numbers, it’s about quality, for me! Deep continues. It’s a present I wanted to give to myself and to my fans to celebrate my birthday and one year of activity and all i expect it is to orgasm and to squirt for the whole event. In 3 words: i hate lube. Being one of the few adult models who date their fans, Deep sent all her current site members an automatic invite to the event which will be held in London, UK. All the guys taking part to the event are blood-tested and they will be supplied condoms as well. Sabrina Deep Deep Sabrina also announced that the event will as well be filmed and a DVD set with the whole 8 hours action will be released, uncut, later this year. The movie will be also made available online for streaming pay-per-view, rental and download simultaneously with the street date. Deep said that the company is currently in negotiations with distributors and is still entertaining offers. A limited amount of DVD sets, will be given away for free, shipping included, to all Deep’s website members who request one in her members area by September 8th 2007. The event will be the largest gangbang ever broadcast live on webcam and the longest adult webcam show ever held by a solo girl. The guys will show up in waves of 10 per hour and they will be allowed to repeat their performances as many times as they want. I don’t know what the guys will want me to do, Deep says. But being a nympho and a cumaholic i know for sure what i’m going to take from them. Deep debuted as an adult model in August 2006 and immediately gained popularity due to her 6 foot tall slim silhouette and natural DD breasts, to her deep-throating performances and to her attitude for dating her fans. More information about the event can be found at Deep Sabrina.

The Godmother Of UK Porn

So here we are with Cathy Barry on the site Babes UK.Probably the best known UK Pornstar. This Girl really is a living legend and one of the only pornstars that I have gone out and bought a DVD of. If my memory serves me correctly the DVD was Cathy’s diaries 2 it was the first time I had seen a girl take 2 cocks in her ass at the same time! It is something you don’t really believe until you have seen it. Considering how most girls are when you try and slip a finger in their ass let alone a dick. Cathy is flying the flag for both the UK and BUM LOVE. Go on girl, I salute you, we all salute you.

Everyone’s A Winner

So David Beckham has arrived in the U.S.A, I read somewhere that he will make in a week what some of his team mates will make in their whole careers.. Sounds about right! In even better news Iraq won the Asian cup which is a pretty astonishing achievement considering they are in the middle of a war. While we are on the subject most of the country is in need of aid and they appear to be in a worse state than they were under Saddam Hussein with over 75% of the population not having access to clean water. That is pretty much an own goal for democracy!!! So I thought I would get you a gallery from the site Soccer Babes. It’s a nice site, these girls go around to football grounds on match day, find a couple of fella’s and give them the game of their lives..

Good News, Bad News

So it was a good weekend at last a bit of sun… I was even able to sit outside at a cafe for lunch so that is the good news, it looks like summer is finally here. Then the bad news.. I’m sorry to say that Mike Reid died of a heart attack. Pretty sad really, growing up watching Eastenders I always had a soft spot for the dodgy dealings of Frank Butcher. So to cheer everyone up I have found a nice 3 girl gallery from Faye & Sandie I particularly like the petite blonde, she just has that dirty look about her. In other news Brown is out In the US meeting Bush… Can’t wait for the outcome of that one lol.

Terrorist Target

Upon seeing the news of the terrorist convictions today I started to worry, I think possibly I am a terrorist target! Reason being, I just happened to be training as a chef and living in the Langdale Valley at the same time as those lads were having their terrorist camp. I used to take my dog for walks In the field they were camping in. Next I moved to London and started work in Liverpool street, One day a friend came over from Europe we went on a bender and I was in no state to even think about work the next day. You can imagine my surprise when I turned on the telly to see my regular tube had been blown up… So I will leave you with this gallery of Alicia Rhodes while I arm myself to the teeth and stockade myself behind the living room sofa.

Live Earth & All That Ozone..

So I see we are having another concert at Wembley. This time it’s Live Earth. Basically we have a load of pop stars flying to venues around the world, each venue having around 70 thousand people driving to and further more an estimated 2 billion turning on their TVs to watch. So cutting down our carbon emissions is off to a great start then! I really do wish someone would make Geldof history!!!! So today we have UK Roadtrips A group of guys 1 step ahead. They use public transport.. Well they got hold of an old london bus anyway. We could all take a leaf out of their book, take a bus and fuck some blonde bitty. Lads I salute you.

Oh My God

Take some time to watch this hot little video at British Bukkake Babes. So the bastards have done it… All week I have been waiting for my old school Playstation. It would have been here on Friday but No the post office have to go on strike. So today I go downstairs to find a load of Playstation games that have been posted through my cat flap and an orange slip. They are really assholes. So that has ruined my whole weekend of retro gaming But don’t worry they may have won this battle, The war however will be long…..

It’s My Turn

Today we have a gallery from UK Screw. A nice little set of an Asian babe getting it on with 2 guys. Now there is a thing I have about 3somes. If your a girl with 2 guys you can suck and fuck all day. If you are a guy with 2 girls it’s a different story, As you only have 1 cock you can only screw 1 girl at a time, thus leaving 1 girl unsatisfied. So I would recommend just having both girls giving you oral sex, although both females will be unsatisfied at least your being equal and fair. I learnt this to my cost when I had a 3some with my partner and another girl.

Fit Chav Bitty

British Doggers Is a nice looking amateur site, Now I’m all for outdoor sex but have had some bad experiences, namely get bitten by a dog while we were rolling around in some long grass. Also having sex on top of a red ants nest, very, very messy. Those little sods get everywhere. But do not let this deter you, there is nothing like lying back looking at the sky with a gentle breeze on your balls and your beautiful girlfriend bouncing up and down on you. If you don’t have a beautiful girlfriend borrow your friends…

Lady Lovin’

Janey’s Web is a top class site, without a doubt one of the hottest and dirtiest girls I have seen. The pic set is an all girl orgy The difference being that the sex looks real, these hot women are really having a good time. I do like amateur sites a lot, the people want to do what they are doing. I always say that is doesn’t need to be a flashy site as long as the content is what you want to see. So go and have a look at Janey’s Web It is a nice looking site with a very dirty girl. In other news, with most of the country flooded, I seem to recall lots of science types saying this was going to happen because of global warming. I’m sure everyone told them to shut up. You got to be thinking maybe we shouldn’t have???

Taking Over

Here again is the lovely Rebekah Dee. It is only recently that I realised how much Rebekah does. I have seen her loads of places around the net, This really is a seasoned hottie. So when you join her site you know it will be good. I personally thing she is extremely hot. I have also heard that there is a video of Rebekah Dee and  Alicia Rhodes together, somewhere about. So my next aim is to track said video and bring you the pleasure of The UK’s 2 hottest adult stars together.

Mighty Fine

The site is All Star Nikki Now the thing is she claims to be a MILF, now I’m not saying she is not fuckable but I just don’t think she is old enough to be a MILF. Lets just call her a BILF (Bird I’d Like To Fuck). While we are going all Retro. I just went out and bought a Sony Playstation 1. I just had a real urge for some retro gaming, I got some class games as well as the old, man with 2 much time on my hands games. Including GTA 2 and Bass championship fishing lol. So I think I might sit back on the weekend and enjoy a day of pre millennium gaming.

A Truly Original Post Title

This is super hot a solo UK girl doing a hardcore site. See you really get 2 types of solo girl sites

1. Pornstars

2. Amateurs

Now with your pornstar sites your going to see hardcore sex all the time, but then you can also go to a sex shop and get a DVD of them Amateur sites like Get Dirty With Juliet is the latter a lot of amateur solo girl site are not hardcore,  Juliet does give you some hardcore content which is very nice as Juliet is the type of girl you want to see performing oral sex. The other thing is the content is exclusive. By content I mean pictures, videos and
by exclusive I mean you can get it anywhere else. So if you do want to see the beautiful Juliet sucking on cock or getting naked and spreading her hot ass you can only see it on her site.

& Some Special Sauce

Dogging Uncovered, Now dogging is a very British thing, meet up in a car park to have sex and get a load of guys to watch and/or join in. It really come to 2 options, watch or perform, That’s true throughout all of porn you either do or watch. As most of us will never be a porn star, a site like Dogging Uncovered lets your ordinary man on the street get to be in porn. I have never been dogging, don’t think I ever will, see I like my creature comforts, If their is going to be a gang bang have it in a nice warm house. I don’t want to be flopping my cock around in a windy dingy pay and display car park. Which brings me to my next point, eating in at a fast-food restaurant. Now I do like junk food, I don’t have it a lot maybe 4-5 times a year but when I do I like to do it in style. My wife is quite petite so she will go in to Mac Donald’s and gets me 8 cheese burgers, you really need to see their faces. Anyways I was in subway to get a foot long as the girl asked me if I would like to eat in! You can’t say “No, love I’m going home to sit in front of the telly and eat this giant sandwich in my boxer shorts” So I just said “to Take away please” I now feel that a 12″ sub is just not enough so I will now be on 2 foot longs a sitting.

Bring On The Group Sex

The site is UK Homemade Porn the video is nice 3some. while we are on the subject me and the wife got talking about having a 3some the other night, and talking about it is only one step behind doing it! so that should be nice. On another matter a friend was round the other night so we watched Mr Deeds and the part with the old gent hitting on the old lady. This raised an interesting point. When do you want to fuck an old lady? My friend said, “when your 70 you will still be sleeping with your wife.” “No, No your missing the point I mean with my wife I will have always been with her. What I mean is at what age will you be walking down the street and upon seeing an O.A.P bending down at the bus stop picking up her shopping, you think I could half fancy me some of that granny fanny!!!”. See that got us stumped, because we all know at some point that will happen and it just seems wrong.

Mini Cab!!!

From the man who brought you Posh Wife and Crossbow Babes comes Rose Cabs The idea behind the site is a cabbie who painted his mini cab “Mad” picks up girls who invite him back for a good old knee trembler. “Really” you say “and where might I sign up for a job like this”. Interesting breed, the cab driver 50% human 35% cold tea the remainder being made up of Christmas tree air fresheners and business cards. To be honest I have too many cab stories, a couple that stand out are. The Somalian who got me from Streatham to Kings Cross in 11 mins. And the day I moved to a village in Yorkshire and upset the only cab driver in a 10 mile radius.

Now You See It! Now You Don’t

Fucked At Home takes it back to basics. We so many site adding a spin to sex i.e. fucking on a boat, in a car, generally outdoors. these guys make no bones about it, they come to your house and fuck you. While we are on the subject of getting fucked, did you see George Bush becoming  a victim of street crime? Well if you didn’t you should take a look at youtube or a news channel and see the most powerful man in the world being relieved of his wrist watch. The gallery today is quite hot, it features 21 year old Gemma getting a good workout in her first sex on camera.

Fit As Fuck

I don’t Know what it is about Sabrina from Sabrina Deep but there is something, Maybe it’s her eyes, maybe it’s her neat pussy. Whatever it is I can safely say she is fit as fuck. Expect ton of exclusive hardcore content, expect cam shows. You might even get the chance to fuck her. Tell me more! Well Sabrina meets up with members of her site to film hardcore content. I mean it doesn’t get much better than that really, does it. You could end up deep inside that neat pussy and creaming over that pretty face. I think it’s her cheek bones she has beautifully defined features. Check out the picture set (there a video also) See what you think. The quality of amateur porn seems to be improving all the time, this is without a doubt a good thing. I have always preferred the shot at home porn rather than the mega bucks movies. So lets just hope there are more girls like Sabrina out there.

Cheeks Spread For Some Kitchen Fun

One Man Banned is the site in question today, now is this man banned from somewhere, or carrying around drum, mouth organ and all that malarkey? If it is the latter I do so much hope he has a bell tied to his dick. Now I have found it hard to get banned from most place. I have always tried though. I have however been banned from a bowling alley and only 1 bar. I actually set fire to the bar, Myself and a friend John were both barmen at the time. We found ourselves with a whole 24 hours to kill till our next shift. John being Irish we decide to drink the time away. It was to be a pub crawl to end them all. We started at our place of work, The White Lion Of Mortimer In leafy Mitcham Surrey. After a quick Guinness to line the stomach we hoped the 264 to Thornton Heath Pond. Now we could start, The rules were, enter every pub we pass and drink alternate shots and points. So first pub 1 pint each, second pub 1 shot each and so on. A quick time check reveal its 1.30pm.. We made surprisingly good time arriving at Croydon town centre at around 3. Now the fun would start having pubs only 2 doors away from each other. We carried on until around 7pm when we decided to have flaming Sambucas. I preceded to blow mine covering the bar with the flaming liquid leaving a trail from the bar and onto the floor. At which point we were both banned. We carried on our crawl ending at around 3.30 am in the Riley’s Snooker Club to sit back and enjoy some giant Hot Dogs.