Archive for the 'Lesbian' category
What’s Up With “Cuntry” Folk
August 13, 2007 2:57 pm 
Complete Cunt
So I had a massive row yesterday with a complete as asshole.I had the family up for the weekend, so we had had a bar b q and throughout the day had been doing some gardening so after the bar b q we started up the leaf burner and through on the odd twig etc from cropping our apple tree. suddenly at the end of my path I see a fat old wanker with a red face. So he come up the path and I go to meet him. “Are you alright” I ask him “I was until—” Now that’s really no way to start a conversation, The asshole only wanted me to stop our little leaf burning as it was bothering him. Now the time was about 9-30 at night. I told him that it was a free country at which he made a lot of noise and stormed off at which point I called him a twat and he made some more noise. Now 2 points I need to bring up… 1) We live in the country and have a farm behind us. Now will this asshole go and tell the farmer to stop burning off his crops at the end of the year? 2) In the spate of people being killed for protecting their property, cars etc, would you really go up to someone covered in tattoos wearing both a hoody and a cap and start telling them what they can and can’t do on their own land. You see this is the problem with these country folk they have no idea of reality. Stick one of these guys on a council estate in Brixton and see how many door they knock on and complain the volume of the music is bothering them. Anyway to take my mind off this here is a great galley of my favourite blonde, Alicia Rhodes indulging in some naughty lesbian fun with Sandie XXX enjoy.
Told You I Would Find It
August 6, 2007 9:54 am 
Is It Christmas?
As you already know my two favourite UK Porn starlets are Alicia Rhodes and Rebekah Dee. So imagine my surprise and pleasure to find this video on UK Porn Sluts. Now I know in the past I have said that two girls aren’t always my preference. Well this is a different story. After some kissing Rebekah wastes no time getting down to business on Alicia’s sweet mound. I do however stand by the statement that 2 girl sucking your cock is the most amazing thing in the world.
Don’t Panic… Summers Here
July 30, 2007 10:44 am 
Good News, Bad News
So it was a good weekend at last a bit of sun… I was even able to sit outside at a cafe for lunch so that is the good news, it looks like summer is finally here. Then the bad news.. I’m sorry to say that Mike Reid died of a heart attack. Pretty sad really, growing up watching Eastenders I always had a soft spot for the dodgy dealings of Frank Butcher. So to cheer everyone up I have found a nice 3 girl gallery from Faye & Sandie I particularly like the petite blonde, she just has that dirty look about her. In other news Brown is out In the US meeting Bush… Can’t wait for the outcome of that one lol.
You Will Find Me Behind The Sofa
July 9, 2007 8:19 am 
Terrorist Target
Upon seeing the news of the terrorist convictions today I started to worry, I think possibly I am a terrorist target! Reason being, I just happened to be training as a chef and living in the Langdale Valley at the same time as those lads were having their terrorist camp. I used to take my dog for walks In the field they were camping in. Next I moved to London and started work in Liverpool street, One day a friend came over from Europe we went on a bender and I was in no state to even think about work the next day. You can imagine my surprise when I turned on the telly to see my regular tube had been blown up… So I will leave you with this gallery of Alicia Rhodes while I arm myself to the teeth and stockade myself behind the living room sofa.
Looking A Bit Wet
June 26, 2007 12:54 pm
Lady Lovin’
Janey’s Web is a top class site, without a doubt one of the hottest and dirtiest girls I have seen. The pic set is an all girl orgy 
The difference being that the sex looks real, these hot women are really having a good time. I do like amateur sites a lot, the people want to do what they are doing. I always say that is doesn’t need to be a flashy site as long as the content is what you want to see. So go and have a look at Janey’s Web It is a nice looking site with a very dirty girl. In other news, with most of the country flooded, I seem to recall lots of science types saying this was going to happen because of global warming. I’m sure everyone told them to shut up. You got to be thinking maybe we shouldn’t have???
Van Gogh Couldn’t Come Close
June 13, 2007 7:06 pm 
Pic Of The Year?
Now I do get to see a lot of porn from writing this blog, to be honest most of the last three years have revolved around porn. Now from the 1000s of picture set I have seen it does take something special to make me sit up and take notice. This set from Naughty Belle is one of those sets. This picture in particular is one of the most erotic images I have seen in years. The whole picture set is hot, don’t take my word for it, check it out yourself. Now it’s not hardcore but it doesn’t need to be, I guess it’s the difference between UK Erotica and UK XXX. I have never been a huge fan of girl on girl. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not going to turn up the opportunity and I have had the privilege of being ring side on numerous occasions. But I would much rather watch a girl and guy than a girl and girl. I think maybe because a girl and guy is something you can have a good wank to. A girl and girl is a more sedate and beautiful thing, like a fine wine or trip to an art gallery, you can only stand back in awe of it.
Naughty Kitchen Fun
May 21, 2007 3:58 am
Rebekah Dee & Friends
Back again the very sexy Rebekah Dee with another red hot blonde, Vicky who originally hails from Norway is a busty and very sexy star of numerous adult movies. Vicky and Rebekah wasted no time in getting naked in her kitchen, eating pussy and smearing butter into each other tits!
Gentle Oral
May 20, 2007 3:21 am 
This is how girls really fuck
Sexy rich brunette MILF & Hot blonde babe indulge in some gentle oral sex. Now porn does give you some strange ideas.
1. All women crave a big cock up their ass.
2. All women like it hard and rough.
Now if your lucky you will find a women who agrees with the above two statements, but the majority of us won’t. Lucky for me my partner likes to have some girly fun, and for anyone who has been in one of these love triangles will tell you there is nothing better than watching 2 girls go down on each other. For most people there first experience of girl on girl action is a porno where 2 smoking hot babes with fake tans and plastic boobs go hell for leather with strap-ons and double enders. The reality is very different, perhaps because they actually know where the clit is! who knows? But it is always a slow and gentle process lots of kissing and caressing involved. This video for Filthy Rich Bitch is probably the most realistic girl on girl oral I have seen in a long while. The girl actually want to pleasure each other. Compulsive viewing…
Page 3 At Its Best
May 7, 2007 12:40 pm 
Stunning UK Babe
Here is something very different a soft-core site. Now normally this type of site wouldn’t make it into the blog, but this girl is stunning. I mean she is really hot. Mackenzie’s Girlfriends is full of some of the hottest UK glamour babes. As well as photo sets of Mackenzie and her girlfriend the site is chocked full of behind the scenes videos, girl nights out pictures and girl next door types glammed up for the camera. I can’t stress enough how classy this site actually is, the photo shoots are impeccable and you can clearly see the time and effort put into each idea. I know its not hardcore but the sheer quality of the site and the girls lets you forget and slip into a Mackenzie fantasy world. If you like the best of British page 3 girls you will love this.
