Go On, State The Obvious

So I was watching a TV show on “when sharks attack” They had some lass who said. “You don’t know what it is like until it happens to you!” Now not wanting to be a stick in the mud but this is true of everything; “Sex you don’t know how much it will cost you until it has happened”, “Baked Bean, you don’t know what they taste like until you have tried them”, The Conservative party, you don’t know how much of a cunt you are until you have voted for them”. I could go on but I won’t, instead check out the hot girls at Dodgers

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Big Brother Star Amy Alexandra Naked

I’m not really a huge fan of Big Brother but as it has most of the country and far too many column inches devoted to it I thought you might like these naked Big Brother pictures. Here is the lovely Alexandra W AKA Amy Alexandra showing that she really is quite bitty. I particularly like the last 2 galleries but as there are 8 galleries of the big brother star naked you should all find something you like. You can see lots more of Amy and many more sexy UK models naked at Only Opaques

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Back for good

So I have been away for a couple of weeks… Managed to fry my pc but that is all sorted now!!! Anyways today we have the lovely Carla from Only Carla looking a lot like Natalie Imbruglia. So what has been pissing me off this week. Well the post office has to be at the top of the list, how can they have even more strikes? If anyone who doesn’t know what’s going on. The Royal Mail are striking because they only got a 2% pay rise…. Nurses only got a 2% pay rise they are still working and doing a job that actually matters. I still haven’t caught the postman who leave my gate open even though I have been waiting by the door each morning like some kind of sick uni-bomber. The problem is we never have the same postman, So far they have been shutting the gate so either they have read this blog  (lmao) OMG you won’t fucking believe it as I am typing this the postman has just come and left the gate open… So I caught the bastard and made him come back up the path and close it… So I am now a happy bunny, let see now if I ever get mail again.. I won’t even get started on the whole flood fiasco at the moment but I will get to it.

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New Labour My Ass

Today’s site is UK Upskirt get a cheeky glimpse of some high quality ass.

Today has been one of those days;

1st. The postman now those guys piss me off something chronic. If your going to open someone’s gate have the decency to close it once you leave, the other thing that really get to me is them forging my signature on recorded deliveries and sticking them through the cat flap. I guess that’s what you get for failing your G.C.S.Es.

2nd. I get a letter from the water company saying they are going to take me to court for unpaid bill. Now fair enough you might say, but when the fuckers have been taking a direct debit out of my bank account for the last year it seems a bit harsh. 30 min on the phone to them and they are all apologetic.

3rd. Now this is the best, I’m a smoker and hate the idea of a smoking ban, I think it should come down to individual establishments to decide what they do. So imagine my surprise to read in the papers that the palace of Westminster is excluded from the ban. If that isn’t the most hypocritical thing you have ever heard! So it really is do as we say not as we do. Thanks New Labour, you really know how to look after the British public. You also have to consider the flip side of a smoking ban, as a result of this ban less cigarettes will be smoked so less will be brought so that’s less tax money. Which mean we will be getting more tax on something else, I’d put my money on fuel, that way the government can fuck us all!

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It’s Only Jo Guest!!!!

Paris Hilton is back in jail and the cows are now back in their standing position. From what I heard she was dragged screaming from the court, now I would have paid good money to see that. Apparently she left because of her mental state. There’s some fodder for the tabloids and while where on the subject of tabloids Only Tease have some get content from Jo Guest as well as many other page 3 girls. To be honest I hadn’t seen her for a long time until these pictures showed up. She still does have a great ass, and they always say dynamite comes in small packages, they also say if you wank too much you will go blind. Logically both are probably wrong, I mean what if you need to blow something big up. You’re not going to use lots of small packages of TNT are you. No your going to have one big package. As to going blind through masturbation, I guess if your using some sort of drain cleaner as a lubricant and you get some splash back maybe so, but if your doing that blindness is really the least of your worries. The site is actually pretty cool and is full of some of the best know page 3 girls in great quality content.

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Dirty Secretary Smokes 2 Cocks

Here is something a bit different, an office sex site. Send Your Secretary, if you like the idea of hot girls in office suits, stockings, glasses the hole nine yard, then you will love this. The girls are pretty hot and the fact that they are in suits makes them even hotter. Naughty office girls tied to their desks and given a right good rogering. The thing that surprised me the most is the amount of scenes where a ball gag is involved, I mean I have worked in an office and don’t remember that many ball gags! Don’t get me wrong a girl in a ball gag is never a bad thing, I’m just curious as to how you work that into the average shag in an office. Most girls that I know run at the mere thought of a ball gag. Let alone your getting fucked over your desk and your colleague whips out a ball gag from his desk drawer. Now if this office is related in any why to a government agency then I can quite understand where the ball gag might come in.

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