Go On, State The Obvious

So I was watching a TV show on “when sharks attack” They had some lass who said. “You don’t know what it is like until it happens to you!” Now not wanting to be a stick in the mud but this is true of everything; “Sex you don’t know how much it will cost you until it has happened”, “Baked Bean, you don’t know what they taste like until you have tried them”, The Conservative party, you don’t know how much of a cunt you are until you have voted for them”. I could go on but I won’t, instead check out the hot girls at Dodgers

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The End Is Nigh! (Thank God)

So another Big Brother comes to an end, Can’t say I’m at all upset. Apparently there are two blonde twins in there. So what happens if they win? I thought it was the whole “There can only be one winner” and all that crap!!! I have also noticed that they are not calling it Big Brother 9-10 or whatever number it is, it is now just Big Brother 2007, you can tell it’s been going on for too long when they start doing that. There is however one good thing to come out of the house this year. The exquisitely beautiful Amy Alexandra. You can see a lot more of her at Mackenzie’s Girlfriends.

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More Amateurs For Your Money

So with a great bank holiday and at last some fantastic weather I thought I would give you a load of hot amateur galleries to keep you going. I’m not going to waste much time talking about crap as I’m in a pretty good mood with the weather and the constant stream of Bar B Q’s add to that no one has actually pissed me off the whole weekend, a success all around. So sit back and enjoy the hot girls from Suburban Amateurs.

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Where Is The Variety

So last time I posted a gallery of In Bed With Eva I said she was Indian/Asian, well I was wrong, she is Latin. I should have probably got that from the name… While we are on the subject, we have a lot of Black and Asian people in this country but not really a proportionate representation in porn. (Of course there is Omar) This is quite a shame really. I did know a black girl who was a camgirl a couple of years ago but haven’t really found a solo girl site. Perhaps this is something the porn barons should look into. There is after all only so many naked big breasted blondes you can look at. Actually you can probably scrap that last statement as no doubt most people will never get bored of naked big breasted blondes…

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Just WOW!!!!

This is Angel  from UK Amateurs. Fortunately writing this blog I get to see a lot of hot naked British girls and I have to say this is the hottest girl yet. So my wife had her wisdom tooth taken out today she did have one taken out a few months back after waiting over a year on the NHS but what do you expect from them. Only problem is I won’t be getting any oral loving for a week or two. Do you think that angel is her real name? Really if you call your child that she can only really be a porn star, or a fortune teller! I don’t really care to be honest just a thought really.

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Big Brother Star Amy Alexandra Naked

I’m not really a huge fan of Big Brother but as it has most of the country and far too many column inches devoted to it I thought you might like these naked Big Brother pictures. Here is the lovely Alexandra W AKA Amy Alexandra showing that she really is quite bitty. I particularly like the last 2 galleries but as there are 8 galleries of the big brother star naked you should all find something you like. You can see lots more of Amy and many more sexy UK models naked at Only Opaques

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That’s Just The kinda Guy I Am

So I ask my wife to take a days vacation on Friday, tell her it is a surprise! The first thing she assumes is that I have organized a 3some. I mean there are a million things that it could be but she heads straight for that. It isn’t that but the lack of resistance on her part means that I could probably organize a 3some and she would have no problem jumping in. Always nice to know!! Perhaps I could see if the  Sweet Lucy Foxx might be interested in some girly fun ;-). The only other thing that is bothering me is the fact I haven’t received any mail in the past few days. This is either because the royal mail are once again on strike, alternatively I have upset the post man with my scream of “Don’t You Know How To Shut A Gate” and I will never again get post!

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Back for good

So I have been away for a couple of weeks… Managed to fry my pc but that is all sorted now!!! Anyways today we have the lovely Carla from Only Carla looking a lot like Natalie Imbruglia. So what has been pissing me off this week. Well the post office has to be at the top of the list, how can they have even more strikes? If anyone who doesn’t know what’s going on. The Royal Mail are striking because they only got a 2% pay rise…. Nurses only got a 2% pay rise they are still working and doing a job that actually matters. I still haven’t caught the postman who leave my gate open even though I have been waiting by the door each morning like some kind of sick uni-bomber. The problem is we never have the same postman, So far they have been shutting the gate so either they have read this blog  (lmao) OMG you won’t fucking believe it as I am typing this the postman has just come and left the gate open… So I caught the bastard and made him come back up the path and close it… So I am now a happy bunny, let see now if I ever get mail again.. I won’t even get started on the whole flood fiasco at the moment but I will get to it.

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New Labour My Ass

Today’s site is UK Upskirt get a cheeky glimpse of some high quality ass.

Today has been one of those days;

1st. The postman now those guys piss me off something chronic. If your going to open someone’s gate have the decency to close it once you leave, the other thing that really get to me is them forging my signature on recorded deliveries and sticking them through the cat flap. I guess that’s what you get for failing your G.C.S.Es.

2nd. I get a letter from the water company saying they are going to take me to court for unpaid bill. Now fair enough you might say, but when the fuckers have been taking a direct debit out of my bank account for the last year it seems a bit harsh. 30 min on the phone to them and they are all apologetic.

3rd. Now this is the best, I’m a smoker and hate the idea of a smoking ban, I think it should come down to individual establishments to decide what they do. So imagine my surprise to read in the papers that the palace of Westminster is excluded from the ban. If that isn’t the most hypocritical thing you have ever heard! So it really is do as we say not as we do. Thanks New Labour, you really know how to look after the British public. You also have to consider the flip side of a smoking ban, as a result of this ban less cigarettes will be smoked so less will be brought so that’s less tax money. Which mean we will be getting more tax on something else, I’d put my money on fuel, that way the government can fuck us all!

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